what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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