i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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