drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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