Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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