Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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