Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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