4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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