My pussy is not your playground.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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