that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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