: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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