Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Randomize