is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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