we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You did what with his pubic hair?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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