That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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