The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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