Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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