so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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