clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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