Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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