I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
cat food counts as protein by the way
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You are the jesus of drinking
God I need to hump something, right now.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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