dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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