conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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