Its about making memories worth repressing
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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