is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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