Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Randomize