Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Randomize
