You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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