im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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