i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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