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• (313): View more from Michigan

  mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just invented taco cereal.

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• (916): View more from California

  I can already almost taste penis in my mouth

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.

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• (626): View more from California

  I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You can't spell "party" without "RA."

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  You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."

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• (760): View more from California

  Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  What happened to fro yo and sex?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  "Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"

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