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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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