: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
god, I love you
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story