I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.