I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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