the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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