just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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