at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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