best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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