i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you traded sex for a burrito?
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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