I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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