My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You have to summon your inner elephant
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize