I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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