I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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