ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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