I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I will be naked everywhere
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.