I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
he just fucked me for my cheese..
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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