why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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