i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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