they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My balls are so social today.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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