So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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