franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
wow bdsm is so cute
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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