i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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