home. puking in laundry basket.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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