i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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